Chapter 1: the start
Author: (yawns) none of that prologue stuff i'm going straight to the chapter, enjoy
- VOICE-OVER: we start the chapter in london..........(author *bans* the voice over for the rest of this chapter)
- tom was watching the news when.........
Tom: you're kidding
- REPORTER: (on TV) and we just had that story confirmed, we are due an alien invasion, according to our sources
Tom: this has to be a hoax, i'm gonna contact jack and samson about this joke
Tom's mom: tom honey time for dinner
- COMMERCIAL: every night mom's calling "dinner's ready.....................blah blah blah.........................tuck in"
Tom: in a sec, MIC on, hey jack did ya watch the news
Jack: (on mic) news come on, you watch that
Tom: sarcy are ya
Jack: (on mic) listen mate i don't know what you're talking about but we'll speak tomorrow
Tom: okay.......... hey why not now
Jack: (on mic) because my dinner's ready and my parents don't like me talking during dinner time
Tom: has it stopped you in the past
Jack's mom (shouting on mic) jack honey turn it off it's dinner time
Jack: (on mic) ok mom, cya tomorrow tom
Tom: bye.................huh what's this
- REPORTER: aliens will invade in 3 days claims scientists, the goverment has urged us not to worry
Tom: not to worry, why should we worry about hoaxes
T's mom: TOM!
Tom: coming
- that night
T's mom: tom honey time to get to sleep it's your first day tomorrow
Tom: okay mom (on phone) samson, you there
Samson: (on phone) yea?
Tom: apparently..........there was this report on the news about aliens invading
Samson: (on phone) aliens don't exist why worry
Tom: yea why should we but the reporter said....................(falls asleep)
Samson: (on phone) tom, tom, TOM!
- the next morning at the local school
ANON: so anyway the aliens will invade in 3 days WTH
ANON 2: some people think it's a hoax though
ANON: probably......
Tom: aliens invading that's dumb
Samson: yea especially since we have ICT in I2 so we can do some research on this crap
Jack: so what was on the news last night
Tom: (sarcastically) the news what did ya think cute little bunnies
Samson: lol
Jack: still, shall we go then, we can't afford to be late on the FIRST DAY!
Samson: who's gonna know.........
- they go to I2 or so they think
Tom: are we early there's noone there
Jack: not really it's 8:45am
Samson: who cares let's go
T and J: okay then
- they go in not knowing someone saw them
Samson: nice room
Jack: it's all dusty is this really our room
Tom: who cares let's log in .........................AHHHHH!
Jack: what the hell time for me to log into this computer.......... ahhhh crap!
Samson: you stupid wimps i'll show ya what i'm made .......................AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- after this the door is opened by............
???: what are ya doing in the abandoned computer lab
Tom: i thought this was I2
???: no it's J2!
Samson: the why did it say I2 then
???: because the sign was covered to make you DIMWITS think it's I2
Tom: you're saying we're dimwits?
???: YES! now GO or i'll go to the principal about this
Jack: who are ya anyway
???: my name is scott, i closed this computer lab down
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Chapter 2: what's this?
-VOICE-OVER: looks my ban is lifted then...............
Author: oh really........... (*bans* VOICE-OVER again)
Tom: what's with that scott "i closed this computer lab down" i wonder why
Samson: (sarcastically) how do i know?
Jack: ok i guess this is our stop....... I2
Mrs Hertz: so it looks like you finally showed up then
- suddenly scott came in
Scott: that's right they were in the abandoned lab
Mrs Hertz: is that so.................. very well come in get to your computers
ANON: you went into the abandoned lab, that's so cool
Tom: hardly
Jack: we got a shock from them computers
ANON 2: (sarcastically) that's why they closed it down
Samson: how was we supposed to know
ANON: honestly don't you 3 read the newspaper
Tom: (dumbly) what's a newspaper
Mrs Hertz: ok ok pay attention
Tom: what are you doing samson
Samson: hmm reading a kanto story
Jack: yea, well i'm reading the CTRL-ALT-DEL comics
Mrs Hertz: pay attention you 3!
Tom: no!
-EVERYONE: (*GASPS*)
ANON: you really shouldn't have done that
- Mrs Hertz takes the 3 into the principals office
Mrs Hertz: sir these 3 troublemakers..................
???: (on phone) yea so i'll meet the new arrival tomorrow
Mrs Hertz: Mr Logan!, MR LOGAN!
Mr Logan: err....... i'm sorry what did ya want
- while they were arguing tom and the others escaped
Mrs Hertz: where did they go
- meanwhile in the corridor
Jack: why did we do that
- suddenly......
Scott: shouldn't you be in the principals office
Tom: shouldn't you be in class
Scott: touche
Jack: so scott why did ya shut the computer lab down (points)
- when jack pointed a jolt of electricity came out from it
Samson: what the hell, was that electricity
Jack: yea i think so
Scott: come on it's just the SFX
- jack delibrately points at scott
Scott: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh (runs)
Tom: ha ha, come on..........
- they go to basketball class
ANON 3: tom in the hoop, in the hoop
Tom: ok then (throws)
- suddenly when the ball went in the hoop, the basket burned
Tom: what the hell
Mr Train: ok WHO DID THAT
ANON 4: sir ......did ya use CAPS?
Tom: jack for some unknown reason when i threw the ball there was fire around it
Samson: good job it wasn't dodgeball then
T and J: samson
- suddenly a boy named Nelson was eavesdropping and approached our heroes
Nelson: what's wrong with dodgeball
Jack: (points) this
Nelson: aggghhhhh
- later that day........ during lunch
ANON 5: aliens are coming, ALIENS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!
- EVERYONE: SHUT UP!
Samson: i'll get that nelson guy (points to him)
- as he pointed to him a beam of ice was fired
ANON 6: nelson DUCK!
- nelson ducked
Jack: SAMSON! everyone saw that
Tom: we're in trouble
ANON 7: FOOD FIGHT!!!!!
-VOICE-OVER: so what's the deal with all these powers? what will happen..............(Author interrupts)
Author: wait wait wait i thought i banned you
-VOICE-OVER: yea you did but i have a lawyer now, which makes me untouchable
Author: oh really - find out next time to see what happens
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Wed May 26, 2010 3:28 pm by Guest
