Jeremy's Adventures: Trojan War
Chapter 1: What the hell is going on?
A Music Box was playing Ode To Joy Melody.....
Jeremy: What the hell is going on? How can I fail English! NOOOOOO!!!! My life is ruined!
Mrs. Cardenas: Jeremy! Shutup or you'll have detention!
Jeremy: Ok.... (no you shutup stupid English teacher!)
English was over. All the 6th Graders went to lunch. Jeremy threw a piece of pizza at a girl named Carla who broke his heart. Carla looked around but couldn't find out who did that. Then Jeremy threw a bunch more.
Carla: What the hell is going on?
Jeremy threw another piece but it accidently landed on the bully, Dale....
Dale: WHO THREW THIS!
Nobody knew who did it exept for Jeremy. Then Dale and Carla started throwing pizza everywhere and started a food fight.
Ashley: Oh wow........
Jeremy: Ashley your not even at ths school you moved to Pawtucket.
Then a cheeseburger hit Ashley in the face and she disapeared.
Jeremy: OMG........
a piece of celery covered in orange juice came flying at Jeremy and down his throat.
Jeremy: EWW!!!!
Jeremy threw an orange at Carla and it knocked her out.
The twins Juliana and Jessica kept slapping eachother with slices of pizza.
Juliana: Ow
Jessica: Ow
Juliana: Ow
Jessica: Ow
Jimmy pulled down his pants and started shooting brocoli out of his buttcrack.
Sorangel: Omg ewww!!!!!!!!
One nailed her in the face and she ran to the bathroom crying.
Dale gave Jailson a wedgie and poured choclate milk down his pants.
Jailson started crying.......
Suddenley Vice Princibal Mrs. Toban came barging through the room with an angry look on her face.
Mrs. Toban: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!
Everyone stopped the food fight.........
Mrs. Toban: WHO STARTED THIS!!!!!!!!!
Everyone pointed to Dale because they hated him.
Mrs. Toban: DALE!!!!!!!!!
Dale: No Mrs. it wasn't me somebody threw pizza at my face first!
Mrs. Toban: How can ever single 6th grader in this school be pointing at you when I asked who started this fight?
Dale: ................
Mrs. Toban dragged Dale by his ear to I.S.S wich stood for In School Suspension.
After lunch eveyrone went back to there classes.
Jeremy was in Social Studies. His 2 friends Carlos and James snuck inside the Social Stduies room because they had Science but hated the Science teacher. Then the Social Studies teacher, Mrs. Chagnon, said somehting.
Mrs. Chagnon: Hello class. Now that we have finished the Illiad and the Oddysey, we will be moving on to the story of Oedipus Rex!
Suddenley 3 portals apeared.
Mrs. Chagnon: .......................................................................................................................................
One portal sucked up James, another sucked up Carlos, and the othe rone sucked up Jeremy.
Everyone: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter End.......
What is going on with these portals? Will Dale ever stay out of trouble? Will Jeremy ever get a girlfriend? Will Mrs. Chagnons class ever be done with the Greek Civilazation?
Find out on the next chapter of the Adventures of Jeremy: Trojan War!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy's Adventures: Trojan War
Chapter 2: Greece Attacks Troy
A music box was playing Metal Gear Solid music.
Jeremy: Help me somebody!
Jimmy jumped up and grabbed onto Jeremy's foot. Then he let go because he didn't want to get sucked up too. Carlos, Jeremy, and James disapeared with the portals. Everyone couldn't believe there eyes.
Mrs. Chagnon: I can't believe this.
Jezabell: Hahahaha Jeremy got sucked up.
Ceasar: Shutup Jezabell you treat him just like Carla treats him.
Carly, Sam, and Freddy: RANDOM DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The iCarly crew disapeared.
Mrs. Chagnon I got to call the president!!!
Barack Obama: Somebody answer the phone for me.
???: Um hello?
Mrs. Chagnon explained what happened.
???: Mr. President.
Barack Obama: WHAT IS IT?
???: This is sersious. Three random portals apeared and sucked up 3 middle school kids in Central Falls RI!
Barack Obama: HOLY CRAP!
Meanwhile............
Jeremy: This portal is burning hot.
Carlos: It feels like 200 degrees F!
James: I'm hungry.
Jeremy: How can you be thinking about food when were being sucked up by portals!!!
James: ............
Suddenley a light flashed, and then the portals opened. Jeremy, Carlos, and James heard the sound of thousands of men screaming and swords clashing. They landed on the beaches of Troy. Two armies were running at eachother from each side and would clash. Jeremy, Carlos, and James were scared to death. They knew they had to get out of the way or they wouldn't make it. They then remembered that the Greeks would end up defeating the Trojans, so they sided with the Greeks. The ran out of the way of the 2 great armies. Then they ran all the way into the back of the Greeks were they thought they would be safe. They noticed that Greek soldiers were still landing on the beach.
James: Oh no its only the 1st day! 10 years of pain and suffer.
Carlos: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jeremy: What are we gonna do?
James: I don't know.
Carlos: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Achilles, the strongest of the Greek Soldiers, was killing Trojans like they were little tiny ants. Then he met up with the strongest Trojan, Hector.
Hector: You shall fall Achilles! Fight me! I'll beat you!
Hector and Achilles started to battle it out, but then Achilles stopped.
Achilles: Go home.
Hector: WHAT?!
Achilles: Go home.
Hector: .......
Achilles: I am giving you the chance to leave now go! Something tells me this isn't the right time to battle you.
Hector: ......
Achilles: TAKE YOUR TROJAN SOLDIERS AND GO!!!!!!
The Trojans ran back into there walls and the Greeks stopped attacking them.
Achilles: Damn that Hector.
Back at the beach, the Greeks set up a bunch of shacks and loaded them with food and beds. Jeremy, James, and Carlos devoured tons of food.
Menelaus: Stop it you greedy (censored)s.
Jeremy, Carlos, and James: Sorry.
Oddyseus: How did you three children get here anyway?
Jeremy: Could you excuse us for a moment?
Oddyseus: Sure.
The three went outside for a private conversation.
Jeremy: Guys!
James and Carlos: What.
Jeremy: We have to lie. We can't tell them about the portals and stuf ok?
James and Carlos: Ok.
Jeremy: I'll do the lying. You guys, just don't say anything.
The three went back inside.
Jeremy: So we were back in Ithica when we decided to board a Greek ship so we could fight in the war.
James and Carlos were about to mess up the plans but they bit there tongues.
Oddyseus: Well you three are very brave. So what I really want to know is, can you three fight?
They nodded.
Oddyseus: Well good then. You can help us in the war.
A Greek soldier gave each of them armor, a shield, and a sword.
Carlos: AWESOME!!!!!!!
Then everyone was called outside. King Agememnon of Mycenae was marching around the beach like an idiote while giving a speach.
Agamemnon: Tommororw Greece, we shall attack Troy and bust there there walls.
Greek Solider 445: But sir, there walls are very durable.
Agamemnon: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.
Greek Solider 82: Sorry sir, but this isn't Alice in Wonderland.
Agamemnon: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD TOO!!!!
Jeremy: ..........
Chapter End
Will Achilles ever battle Hector? Will Carlos, James, and Jeremy survive the Trojan War? Will Carla and Jezabell ever treat Jeremy better? Will I ever answer all of these questions? Find out on the next chapter of Jeremy's Adventures: The Trojan War!
Wed May 26, 2010 3:28 pm by Guest
